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Drowned My Phone

Phone worked after falling in a glass of water

A couple of days ago I fumbled my phone and it fell right into a 24 ounce glass of water.  It was completely submerged. I snatched it out as fast as possible and immediately dried off the outside with a paper towel.  I figured that it would be dead, but didn’t want to lose hope so easily so I opened it up and took out the battery and memory cards. After drying the inside I left it over night under a ceiling fan. The next morning I told my youngest what I’d done and he said he’d heard that putting it in rice would draw out water that might have seeped into the internal bowels of the phone.  Since he’d got the information from the internet I figured it must be true.   Or at the least it couldn’t hurt…so the phone went into a sealed bag of rice for another day.  Then came the moment of truth.  I put the phone back together and turned on. It worked!! My

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Market Tops Give You Plenty of Time

Recently I’ve seen a lot of people mention on Twitter and various blogs that the market doesn’t give you time to get out at tops.  I have to politely disagree.  If you’re an intermediate or long term investor the market will almost always give you warning that it is preparing to consolidate.  As an example, here is one of our early warning posts from last October. Often the first warning signs are well ahead of the actual top, so the key to successful investing is in waiting for the weight of evidence to turn before making major changes to your portfolio.  Here at Downside Hedge we move money slowly as market conditions change.  From mid February we’ve been seeing signs of deteriorating market conditions.  Our canaries in a coal mine post on 2/19 highlighted some of the deterioration that we’ve been seeing.  The S&P 500 Index (SPX) was trading near 1520 at the time.  SPX is now near 1565 and most of those conditions are still in place. For a

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Happy Easter!

I like salt and fat more than I like sweets so the wife got me Cheetos for Easter. I use chopsticks to eat them…which I believed was original thought until I Googled it…original thought isn’t the subject of this post so back to the Easter treat. Since she’s a woman and it’s a holiday the gift had to have a theme. Cute, huh? One more note, I’m married so I don’t get a whole bag…just that tiny box.

 
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Understanding Sentiment

Everyday, as the market continues to grind higher, I see sentiment on Twitter and various blogs get more and more incredulous.  Almost everyone is talking about the correction that never came or the reasons why the market has to correct…and correct now.  The reasons vary, but are almost always a multiple choice grab bag of the following: China’s economy is slowing Europe is already in a recession US GDP is falling Greece’s bond rates…I mean Spain’s bond rates…I mean Italy’s bond rates…well somebody’s bond rates  are rising The US is going to be downgraded by Moody’s (today’s new rumor…and it has to be true…I read it on Twitter) Oh yeah, Japan.  I know I’ve been talking about Japan for 25 years now, but… The VIX is too low US budget negotiations are coming up soon…and you know that won’t end well We’ve been at the top of the Bollinger bands for several days now AAII investor sentiment is way to bullish Margin debt is at record highs Equity, ETF, and

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Dow Theory Buy Signals Do Not Exist

When the Dow Jones Industrial Average (DJIA) is making new highs and the Dow Jones Transportation Average (DJTA) follows to new highs as well you often seen news reports exclaiming a “Dow Theory Buy Signal”.  If you use those reports to make investment decisions you’re being misled by a writer who doesn’t understand Dow Theory.  There are no buy signals or sell signals in Dow Theory that indicate a specific date where you should go long or short.  Robert Rhea in his book “The Dow Theory” went so far as to warn about buying or selling just after a confirmation of a trend change due to the risk of an abrupt correction near those points. Whenever prices have pushed through into new low ground in bear markets or to new highs in bull markets, it is usually safe to assume the primary direction will be maintained for a considerable time; but every trader should remember that from such new peaks or valleys secondary reactions can occur with amazing rapidity. (emphasis

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Home For the Holidays

No Need to Pack

My youngest got home from Berkeley yesterday for Christmas break. By planning ahead he saved himself the trouble of packing. Two weeks ago he started wearing the clothes he would need for the holidays then used his duffel bag as a laundry bag.  His college education is finally starting to pay off.  Maybe he can become an efficiency expert when he graduates.  

 
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Would You Buy From a Store that Can’t Add?

My wife was doing some Christmas shopping online last night and got the results in the screenshot below. If you haven’t picked up the problem, the total should be $37.25. Instead of going to another site to make the purchase, she took the time to call their customer support line and have the five bucks credited back to her. I would have run from the site and avoided it in the future. She has a lot more experience in shopping than I do so all I can figure is she’s right and I’m wrong. What would you have done?   Another interesting thing she ran into last night was when she  tried to buy a gift card online.  The website had the card on the site, but when she tried to add it to her cart she got a message stating that item must be purchased in a brick and mortar store.  She was shocked…and so was I.  How much money are retailers losing because they have a poor online

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How Tops are Made

S&P 500 Index 2006 Hedging

Today we find ourselves watching a market that is in no man’s land.  After topping in mid September the S&P 500 Index (SPX) suffered a mild correction falling from about 1475 to near 1350.  Now it is attempting to rally and is caught between its 50 and 200 day moving averages.  Everyone seems to be asking the same questions.  Have we topped? Is the bottom in place?  Where does the market go next? With that in mind, we thought it would be a good time to talk about a few of our most important observations about market tops over the last 30 years. The first thing we’ve noticed is that tops take a long time to form.  They’re brutal to an investor who makes big bets using put options because of the time decay in their options while the market chops around, puts in marginal new highs, then chops around some more.  Fortunately they’re a bit less painful for an investor using put options, volatility, or other aggressive financial instruments

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Emerging Markets and Financials Holding Up – Not Always Good

SPX vs EEM

Over the past six weeks emerging market stocks (EEM) and financial stocks (XLF) have shown surprising relative strength against the S&P 500 Index (SPX). Both of these indexes have been able to hold their 50 day moving averages even as SPX has clearly broken below its own. In addition, while SPX has broken several levels of support including its recent uptrend line, both EEM and XLF have held theirs.  EEM in particular looks to be consolidating just above a breakout of a down trend line.  This should be a very positive sign.  EEM and XLF are generally leading sectors.  We often see them create positive divergences with SPX at the tail end of major corrections. The problem we have now is that these two sectors are showing strength near the end of a rally (rather than the first of one).  When leading sectors lag it tends to cause confusion…and confusion leads to consolidation or a down trend. These two sectors are trying to tell us something about the market.  One

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Another Sign of Our Times

On Thursday I posted a couple of signs I saw that are starting to paint a picture of the economic conditions in my area (and probably the rest of the United States).  We’ll here’s another sign that made me laugh at first, then gave me pause.  I’m not sure what it means.  It is most likely a simple commentary on this retailer’s experience with crime.  Regardless of the meaning, this is another sign of our times. As a side note, I’m not sure if he really has a gun.  Take a look at the picture he drew.  The trigger is backwards.  Nevertheless, I won’t be testing him.        

 
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